mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

(Source: rneerkat)

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

(Source: privilegedblackteen)